I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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