I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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