I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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