I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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