just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The power of my boobs compel you
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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