problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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