Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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