A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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