We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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