come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The Olympian is in my bed
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
