This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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