At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My pussy is not your playground.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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