brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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