Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
