I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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