As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I understand Curling. That high.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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