I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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