just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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