Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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