Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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