whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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