spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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