Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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