He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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