More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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