It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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