shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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