idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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