i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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