He is an equal opportunity slut.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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