Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
