:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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