Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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