I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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