If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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