Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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