You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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