Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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