I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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