Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will be naked everywhere
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
