dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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