Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Two words: nipple clamps
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