her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
OPIZZABONMYDICK
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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