So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize