like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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