she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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