last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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