guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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