i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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