why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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