At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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