Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
